Seems Ted has worked for the Enquirer before! Found this during a search...

Expert graphologist Ted Widmer, director of the International School of Handwriting Science in San Francisco, studied (Ken) Starr's handwriting and found a man who may be consumed by unfulfilled sexual fantasies.

"He is practically a textbook example of someone who lives more in fantasy than reality. A strong relationship has long been
recognized between large, circular loops, such as those in his writing, with those who are consumed by sexual fantasy. He has a very
strong sex drive, but it's not fulfilled."

http://medicolegal.tripod.com/starsexaug98.htm

I really would like to see a photo of Ted. Wonder if his voice is an alto.