Reverend Bayes,

I am touched.

Have I taken more hits than the Ramseys? Yeah, maybe. But that's OK. We'll all survive, right?

Being a hermit is OK, Bayes. In fact there are some fine points to it that only another hermit could really understand. There is time to really know yourself. And there comes with that a unique ability to share a part of yourself others don't even know exists.

You will understand when I thank you for never being a miser. You have been great.