>Unlike other authors who have written books about the
>case, we were actually part of the Ramsey household.
"we" ?? Is this the 'royal we' indicating her status as Queen of Tabloid DollarSigns?

>I saw John and Patsy Ramsey in their private, unguarded moments.
Yeah, a part time housekeeper. sure.

>And because I took care of JonBenet as if she were my own child.
Oh, so now you are claiming to have been a nanny as well?

> The secret is this:
> I have no mouth and I must scream.
Uh, can we have a sobriety and sanity check at this point please?

> That's right.
> No one will help me!
> Not the police.
> Not the district attorney.
> Not even a federal judge.
Its all just one gigantic conspiracy and the only thing that will help you is oodles of royalty payments.

>If you will listen.
If you put the bottle down and say something sensible, we will listen.